That’s just the remnants of a Halloween Booooooks shirt cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving…when you were 5. The smell is horrid…the sound is frightening. You try to clench what’s left of your asshole to soften the blow but it’s not working. The whole house just heard your liquid shit fart as it gurgled out of your ass.
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Everything’s a blur. You have Halloween Booooooks shirt shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800s, and your asshole now feel like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.
You’re now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to Halloween Booooooks shirt remain within arm’s reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats. Life as you know it will never be the same. But…tomorrow’s a new day. You’re going to wake up. And buy yourself a new toilet brush.