My son just told me he didn’t want me to be his mom anymore because I was the I like my coffee hot. like my husband Shirt meanest mom in the world. I made him play outside in the beautiful weather and I said he couldn’t have an ice cream bar for breakfast, so in his defense – Fair. I am clearly a monster. Meanest mom in the whole world. Wow. Out of all those other moms, they chose me. Me! Just a small town girl, living in my lonely closet hiding from my kids with a box of cookies.

I like my coffee hot. like my husband Shirt

Best I like my coffee hot. like my husband Shirt

At first, I felt unprepared. At first, I felt undeserving. Then I decided to be polite, empty the I like my coffee hot. like my husband Shirt Teddy Graham crumbs out of my bra, hand the bajillion bags and folders and trash and chewed gum I had been holding to someone else, and walk up on stage with the best Taylor Swift reaction I could muster up (minus the red lipstick and cutout dress, because…mom life.