Yeah, you. Sitting there groaning after your 3rd helping of fried pork chops.. look at you. Take an I’m not short I’m just a bacon bit shirt and realize how you feel right now, and consider how this lifestyle is NOT wise OR sustainable. Unless your picture of sustainable is for you living to the ripe old age of 50 and then tapping out.
I’m not short I’m just a bacon bit shirt
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Now, it’s one thing to think about an I’m not short I’m just a bacon bit shirt from cool and adventurous stuff. I might justify dying early from bear-wrestling, special slight saber battles, shark attack while doing dope motorcycle tricks.. but.. that’s not the way big guys go out. We typically tap out earlier than necessary with gentle memories and like a dozen pallbearers.