I’m from the generation that grew up afraid of a Wooden spoon survivor shirt. I am still today! I break out into a cold sweat when somebody opens the kitchen drawer.

Wooden spoon survivor shirt

New Wooden spoon survivor shirt

I feared the wooden spoon! My mom used to keep one in the back pocket of her jeans. Psychological warfare… And have Wooden spoon survivor shirt you ever been beaten by an orange Hot Wheels track? Or, what about the paddle ball paddle after the rubber band broke? Yeah, your own toys should never be used against you. Learn how to overcome your childhood traumas in Love You!